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11:54pm: Reading Time
We were unpacking books and Alex wanted to help, so he took one out of the box. It was e.e. cummings. So, I read him a little, and it was nicer read aloud than I expected it to be, even though cummings is really a visual treat. For me at least. Then Alex took out Emily Dickinson and I read him a little of that.

Robb gagged and fled from the room. It seems he does not care for Dickinson. I can understand that. She's pretty woeful, isn't she? When he came back, I said, "At least it wasn't Sylvia Plath." He agreed, but no, it could never have been Plath because I don't even own a copy of The Bell Jar. Sylvia Plath gives me hives.

9:48am: Interesting Quote
"Well, you know, minority politics has been a lot easier to sell than to just say, “Being human ought to get you human dignity,” full stop. If you can pin down the difference, if you can make the difference the salient issue, it somehow makes it easier for people to stomach the fact that they can’t go out and just beat people over the head.  I don’t know why that is.  I find it intensely frustrating." - Hanne Blank author of Straight

From this interview: http://www.salon.com/2012/01/22/the_invention_of_the_heterosexual/

3:29pm: I have to say...
I have a great hubby. My birthday weekend did not start well. I woke up with a sore throat. Two hours into it I got my period and some splendid cramps with it. And, I looked around the fridge and things and found there wasn't much to eat for lunch other than oranges (although admittedly one would be good for my cold, so I'm eating it now).

I texted Rux to whine about it. (He was out shopping for ingredients for dinner.) He got home in time for lunch, a bag of take out Chinese in hand. Oh, and not just that! He served it in the first of my birthday presents, the new soup bowl I asked for. It's from the Asian market. It looks like this one except it's a dragon design instead of a flower.

Then he gave me the menu for dinner tonight:

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10:53pm: Fic: Satan, Help Me
Title: Satan, Help Me
Author: cinder1013
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Kurt/Blaine
Genre: episode fic
Warning NA
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee and make no money from this fic. All hail Ryan Murphy and his goodness.
Author Notes: beta’d by the wonderful cwshowspodcast. Spoilers up to 3x08.
Summary: Satan helps Kurt defeat Sebastian … or Santana finds a new male stag.
Word Count: 2,000

“All right, Ladyface, I heard about your problem.”

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8:14pm: Fic: Please Send Me Anything but Signals that are Mixed...
Title: Please Send Me Anything but Signals that are Mixed...
Author: cwshowspodcast and cinder1013
Rating: G
Character(s)/Pairing(s):Kurt,Blaine, Sebastian,Rachel and a few other silent appearances.
Genre: angst
Warnings: grand gestures, boy band songs, Blaine being an oblivious idiot
Spoilers: Be up to date with all the episodes and you should be safe
Disclaimer: We do not own this show, or characters
Author Notes: This is in response to this prompt . The song title is from Dashboard Confessional "Again I go Unnoticed"
Summary: Kurt is tired of watching his boyfriend flirt with that over grown lemur with bad hair that calls himself a Warbler and he’s finally going to do something about it. Unfortunately for Blaine, it’s to flee, not fight.
Word Count: 2,393

Kurt sat there across from where Sebastian sat blatantly flirting with Blaine, who was supposed to be his boyfriend. Sebastian had been showing up for the past few months and over this time he made multiple inappropriate advances towards Blaine, right in front of Kurt, not even waiting for him to leave - not that he voluntarily does. Lately, he doesn’t dare because if he did there would be nothing to top them from acting on the obvious attraction between them.

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4:01pm: Fic: Furry Fuzzbutt of Doom
Title: Furry Fuzzbutt of Doom
Author: cinder1013
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Genre: A/U, slavery!fic
Warning: slavery, porn
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee and make no money from this fic. All hail Ryan Murphy and his goodness.
Author Notes: This fic happens in some weird alternate reality in which Kurt and Puck are living together and Kurt is Puck's live-in-submissive. Beta'd by cwshowspodcast.
Summary: That damn cat ruins everything.
Word Count: 1559

Kurt had a bad day. It was that damn cat, who Kurt was fairly sure Puck loved more than him. What’s worse, Puck had named her Kurt. Yeah, that’s right, her. He didn’t even get called Kurt. He got called pet or baby or (when puck was in a bad mood) slut. Puck had taken his name and given it to a cat, a girl cat!

A girl cat who was right now trying to climb the curtains.

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8:32am: Maybe there is some good in the world...
Rick Perry, the most disliked man on youTube.

http://www.salon.com/2011/12/09/rick_perry_more_disliked_than_rebecca_black/

There must be some good in people to help make that video so hated. Rather than watching it and being sickened, you might try the Second City reply.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbrI3F7p6-o&feature=youtu.be

10:24pm: A Discussion on the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

cinder: So, I suppose you heard about the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame. The controversy.

Rux: About Donna Summer?

cinder: Yes.

Rux: She’s disco. She’s not rock. Disco is the anti-thesis of rock. Show me another disco person who got in.

cinder: (pregnant pause) Uhhh...

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9:50am: Fic: Catch the Gay

Catch the Gay
Kurt/Puck
PG
Warning: The following is crack! It is meant as crack! and the author in no way believes that it is possible to catch gayness.
Summary: Kurt is spreading his gayness throughout Lima.

“Puck‭!” ‬Rachel slapped him hard on the chest.‭

“Hey,‭ ‬what‭? ‬Domestic foul,‭ ‬bitch‭!”

“Stop looking at Kurt like that‭!”

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11:36am: She-Ra Crack

I feel like writing crack lately.‭ ‬So,‭ ‬weird fandom,‭ ‬She-Ra crack.‭ ‬If you’ve forgotten the powers of her sword,‭ ‬see here‭ (‬around the‭ ‬2min mark‭)‬‬.‭ ‬And here’s Frosta‭. ‬I always wanted her action figure.‭

“You know,‭ ‬Frosta,‭ ‬He-man is not the only one around here who’s‭ ‬...‭ ‬interested.‭”

“Interested‭?” ‬He-man asked,‭ ‬blushing,‭ ‬but he was ignored by both women.‭ ‬Something that he did not find particularly new or surprising.‭

“Just what are you saying,‭ ‬She-ra‭?” ‬Frosta asked,‭ ‬arching one beautiful blue eyebrow.‭ “‬Surely you,‭ ‬defender of the realm,‭ ‬are not proposing some brother action.‭ ‬That’s so unlike you.‭”

He-man blushed so hard,‭ ‬it stretched all the way down his chest and beneath his weird furry underwear.‭

“No,‭ ‬not at all.‭ ‬My brother doesn’t have what I look for in a lover.‭”

“How can you resist all those bulging muscles‭?” ‬Frosta ran her hands down He-man’s arms.‭ “‬Such a big boy.‭ ‬Are you big all over‭?”

She-ra thrust her sword into the air.‭ “‬Sword to lasso‭!” ‬Twirling it above her head,‭ ‬she threw it,‭ ‬snagging Frosta around the shoulders and reeling.‭ “‬I think you should stop molesting my brother and start molesting me.‭”

“Uh,‭ ‬Sis,‭ ‬I should go.‭”

“Molest you‭? ‬Hmmm‭? ‬What if I don’t want to‭?”

“Oh,‭ ‬I think you want to.‭”

He-man quietly snuck away.‭

“What if I just gave you the cold shoulder‭?” ‬Frosta asked archly.‭

“Then I’ll have to warm you up.‭” ‬She-ra thrust her sword into the air again.‭ “‬Lasso to bondage cuffs.‭” ‬She smirked.‭ “‬Don’t make me use these.‭”

“What if I want you to‭?”

“Beg me.‭”

Frosta threw her arms around She-ra’s strong shoulders.‭ “‬Please,‭ ‬please,‭ ‬tie me up and have your very moral,‭ ‬perfectly good way with me.‭ ‬Show me the error of my evil.‭”

And She-ra did.‭

Later,‭ ‬Adam arrived back on Eternia,‭ ‬having stopped for the night at Castaspella’s palace.‭

“Anything exciting happen‭?” ‬Teela asked him.‭

“You know,‭ ‬everytime I’m there and I think I’m going to finally see some hot lesbian action,‭ ‬my sister gets involved.‭ ‬It’s like a conspiracy.‭”

“Adam‭!” ‬Teela thumped her fist against his chest.‭ “‬You don’t tell that kind of thing to a girl‭!”

“Come on,‭ ‬don’t you think you and Evilynn could put aside your differences and‭ ‬-‭”

“Men‭!” ‬Teela stomped off in a huff.‭

Adam sighed.‭ ‬Looking at Cringer he said,‭ “‬Guess it’s just you and me and the porn collection again,‭ ‬boy.‭”

“Oh,‭ ‬my,‭ ‬how do I get myself into these things‭?”

7:50pm: Dinner
My child just ate peas, carrots, and an entire block of tofu for dinner, passing up the honey glazed salmon in favor of it. There's something not quite right about that child. I'm not complaining, but still, the kind of devotion he shows for plain tofu is odd. (This isn't the only time he's eaten so much of it in a sitting.) Maybe it would make a good short story, The Child Who Ate Tofu.

9:57am: Alex! What have you got in your mouth?!?
I walked into my room and Alex had succeeded in opening the drawer to the bedside table. Those stick pretty hard, so we thought we were safe for a little while. He was running around the room with a length of soft rope in one hand and a pair of nipple clamps in the other. I wrestled those away and taped the drawers shut. All I can say - I'm really glad he didn't get the OTHER drawer open.

4:46pm: Fic: Dog Day

Title:‭ ‬Dog Day
Author:‭ ‬cinder1013
Pairing:‭ ‬Kurt/Blaine
Rating:‭ ‬G
Summary:‭ ‬One summer day every year every resident in Lima turns into a dog except Kurt.‭
Disclaimer:‭ ‬Glee and all her characters are not mine.‭ ‬They belong to Ryan Murphy and Fox Television.‭ ‬I make no profit from this.‭

It was sort of a secret,‭ ‬although not a well kept one.‭ ‬One magical day a year was Dog Day in Lima.‭ ‬Every last person within the town limits turned into a pooch from sun up to sun down‭ ‬...‭ ‬except Kurt Hummel.‭

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4:02pm: Fic: The Five Stages of F*cking Kurt Hummel

Title: The Five Stages of Fucking Kurt Hummel
Author: cinder1013
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Genre: pwp
Warning: smut, lots of smut and a bit of fluff
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee and make no money from this fic. All hail Ryan Murphy and his goodness.
Author Notes:
Summary: Puck has found that Kurt goes through five stages in voicing his pleasure.
Word Count: 504

Kurt Hummel doesn’t beg, ever. He commands, he cajoles, and he will lower himself to bargaining - which is what he is doing right now.

“Anything, anything, Puck! God, yes, just ...” He swallows hard, bucking onto the thick fingers inside him. “I’ll wear those boots you like for the next week! Fuck! Yes! Like that!”

Those boots Puck liked were high heeled, knee-high lace-ups. They weren’t particularly easy to get into or walk in. Except Kurt made walking in them look like an art and the way they made his ass bounce had to be illegal.

Still, if Kurt was coherent enough to offer them, he wasn’t ready.

Puck had Kurt up on his hands and knees when he started. It gave him more room to work and he liked to watch the way his fingers disappeared inside. It was hot. Kurt’s arms had already given out and Puck was waiting for his knees to go. He’s waiting for the threats to start.

After bargaining came threats.

“If you don’t fuck me right now, I’m going to - oh god! - to come without you!”

Still pretty coherent, Puck mused, crooking his fingers and rubbing insistently against Kurt’s prostate.

“Puck, don’t you - oh god! Don’t you dare! Fuck!” Kurt shouted, testing the sound proofing in the room for all it was worth. “If you don’t ... don’t ... I ... then ... kill ... oh fuck! ... don’t ... yes! ... stiletto boot!”

There it was, incoherent threats - stage 4.5.

Puck tugged his fingers free and then shifted a panting Kurt onto his back. Watching Kurt‘s face when he came was better than just about anything in the entire world. “You ready, baby?”

“If you don’t make me come soon, I’m going to flay you alive.”

Puck chuckled at that, but he gave his baby what he wanted, hooking Kurt’s knees over his elbows and then slowly thrusting inside. “Better, baby?”

“Beauti - oh god! Yes! Just like ... perfect! So perfect!”

Ah, they’d reached the last stage, Puck’s favorite. If he started fucking Kurt too soon, he’d learned the hard way that he’d never get to hear this. And, oh, he loved this!

“Perfect,” Kurt moaned again. “So big, so full, so ... perfect.”

Puck kept it slow  just like Kurt liked it, dragging it out for both of them. “Come on, baby,” he whispered. One hand gripped his boyfriend’s hip, guiding him into each thrust while he used the other to prop himself up enough to spread wet kisses over Kurt’s throat and collarbone.

“Love, love, love this. Love ... oh god!” Kurt arched up at an impossible angle, wrapping his hand around his cock and thrusting into it. “Going to -”

“Yeah, baby, come for me.”

“Love you!” Kurt screamed and came all over both of their stomachs. The way his muscles clenched was enough to bring Puck over the edge too.

Collapsing beside his boyfriend on the bed, Puck whispered, “Love you too.”

8:06am: Fan Fic Rule #6
Addendum to rule five: no matter how much people beg for a sequel, you will get less reviews on each subsequent fic in the series. And it will still be more reviews than you got for the piece of original fiction that took four years to write.

4:40pm: Fic: Free

Title: Free
Author: cinder1013
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Genre: A/U, slavery!fic
Warning: slavery, violence, non-con, porn
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee and make no money from this fic. All hail Ryan Murphy and his goodness.
Author Notes: This is the final one (probably) in the timeline. I promised a happy ending and it’s a bit of a stretch, but suspend your disbelief and go with me here. I promise it’s worth it. :) 
Summary: Lima has a peculiar way of separating the weak from the strong. Part of the weak!universe. Previous fics: Weak, Strong, Green-eyed Monster by cwshowspodcast, and Owned.
Word Count: 870

It was two weeks before graduation when Puck finally got the nerve to ask.‭ They were enjoying a leisurely day in front of the television. Kurt was just bringing in a tray with some sandwiches and Puck stood to take the tray from him.

“I want‭ ‬...‭” ‬Puck sucked in a deep breath and then grabbed Kurt by the shoulders,‭ ‬backing him up against the wall.‭ ‬Kurt wondered if he was supposed to go to his knees.‭ “‬I want to be your toy.‭”

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6:54am: Fic: Owned

Title: Owned
Author: cinder1013
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Genre: A/U, slavery!fic
Warning: slavery, violence, non-con, porn
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee and make no money from this fic. All hail Ryan Murphy and his goodness.
Summary: Lima has a peculiar way of separating the weak from the strong. Sequel to Weak and Strong.
Word Count: 808

Blaine rarely got angry,‭ ‬but this made him furious.‭ ‬That bully,‭ ‬jock,‭ ‬lug was parading a‭ (‬admittedly very pretty‭) ‬boy around on a leash.‭ “‬What right does he have‭?” ‬he asked Wes.‭ “‬How dare he‭?”

“Maybe it’s a kink.‭” ‬Wes shrugged,‭ ‬not overly concerned with the fate of some stranger from a rival glee club.‭

“High school kids from backwatersvilleUSA don’t have those kinds of kinks.‭ ‬They’re very vanilla.‭”

“How do you know that‭?” ‬Wes asked,‭ ‬rather amused.‭

Blaine shrugged.‭ “‬They’ve hardly read Sade,‭ ‬now have they‭?”

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5:32pm: Burning Down Cye's House 14/14

It was nice to have another bot around. He set her up at the corner desk he had originally used.

“Viola is your new secretary," he told Peter. “She’ll make your appointments and pass along messages and get people on the line. I’m going to be doing other things like organizing the city."

Peter nodded in what looked like a defeated way. Cye ignored it.

“Take this," Peter told him.

“What is it?"

“I meant to give this to you yesterday or the day before. It’s immigration forms, visas actually."

“Visas for what? What is a visa?"

“A visa is a temporary stay card. Those people are humans who want to come here for various reasons. I’m not sure what we plan to do with them."

“Why would humans want to come here"

“You’ll have to contact them and find out."

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5:46pm: Fic: Strong (NC-17)

Title: Strong
Author: cinder1013
Rating: NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck/Kurt
Genre: A/U, slavery!fic
Warning: slavery, violence, non-con, porn
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee and make no money from this fic. All hail Ryan Murphy and his goodness.
Author Notes: People asked for it and my muse responded. There are actually two more coming after this in the weak!universe if people are still liking this. This one is more porny. Hope you enjoy. 
Summary: Lima has a peculiar way of separating the weak from the strong. Sequel to Weak.
Word Count: 640

Kurt always wondered how supposedly straight guys could spend so much time fucking him.‭ ‬When he mumbled that aloud one afternoon,‭ ‬Puck just laughed,‭ ‬then swatted his butt.‭ ‬Kurt suspected that Puck liked to think of him more as furniture than a person.‭

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5:40pm: Burning Down Cye's House 13/14

This is a quick and dirty post because Alex is crying and no one is reading this anyway.

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That night, as they were cleaning up for the day, Cye brought out the brandy without prompting.

"Is that a good idea?" Peter asked.

"You know, I took a sip of it once," Cye told him, with fondness.

"Your are not supposed to do that. You can seriously harm your system."

"I know, but I wanted to know what it tasted like because it smelled so nice. It does taste very good. That's why I asked you once if they make brandy ice cream."

"They do."

"You just laughed at me."

"Well, they do make it, but it also has alcohol in it, real brandy, so you still couldn't have it."

Cye frowned. "I don't like this. I want to discover ways to enjoy the things, all of the things that you enjoy."

Peter poured himself a brandy and swirled it in his broken glass. "We can't all enjoy all things, you know. I myself am allergic to chrysanthemums, which I like very much. Remember when Chrissy-Sis brought us some because she knew I liked them? And my face swelled up like a balloon?"

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2:37pm: Fanfic Rule #5
Fanfic Rule #5: The story written in 5 minutes that was posted without beta or even spell-check brings in five-times the number of comments as the novella it took four years to write and edit and put through beta.

5:36pm: Burning Down Cye's House 12/14

[ Chapter 01 ]

Cye sat up for a while yet before getting up and putting away the brandy in the locked filing cabinet. He filed away a notation to get some new glasses when that became possible to do so. Everyday they got closer to opening a tentative border again. He hadn’t realized all the things he would miss when they barricaded themselves inside.

Then he went to bed.

Dee’s bed.

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2:05pm: Fic: Smudge II

Kurt should have known better.‭

They had been working on some renovations to their apartment,‭ ‬painting some walls,‭ ‬putting in shelves,‭ ‬that sort of thing,‭ ‬when Puck turned on him with his brush.‭ ‬Now Kurt was covered in burnt sienna colored paint.‭ ‬It was on his arms,‭ ‬his neck,‭ ‬down his torso,‭ ‬in his hair,‭ ‬even under the legs of his shorts,‭ ‬trailing up his thighs.‭

“This is going to take forever to remove.‭”

Puck leered at him.‭ “‬The longer the better.‭”

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10:20pm: I am a Sheep

Baaaaaa

I have a tumblr account now. It's at my usual username, cinder1013.

Baaaa

That is all.

8:19pm: Fic: Smudge

Title:‭ ‬Smudge
Author:‭ ‬cinder1013
Rating:‭ ‬NC-17
Character(s‭)‬/Pairing(s‭)‬:‭ ‬Kurt/Puck
Disclaimer:‭ ‬Glee and all her characters are not mine.‭ ‬They belong to Ryan Murphy and Fox Television.‭ ‬I make no profit from this.
Summary:‭ ‬Puck likes to get Kurt dirty.‭

He liked to get Kurt dirty.‭

It was sort of a kink,‭ ‬maybe even a fetish.‭

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